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Lately I've become more and more annoyed with my dj and lj usernames. Not only are they different, but 'altarboy' isn't really me at all. I'm the one in the priest robes encouraging the curious altarboys to experiment. And 'father_erek', well, I just hate having my name as part of my username. So...here is my new livejournal:
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) waxsatanic
I'll try to get all my friends added over there at some point later today. But anyway, that's that.
~R.I.P.
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[24 Nov 2005|07:01pm] |
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( Manson Banner )
( Poor little ratties. )
If I get a job I think I'll try taking them to the vet to see if it's anything other than a birth defect. If it is, I'll have to try breeding Adam and Eve seperately to see who the carrier is. Bleh.
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[21 Nov 2005|10:25am] |
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I'm just arriving home now at like fifteen until 9am. I was over at Pedro/Amber/Abby's most of the night just hanging out. I managed to drive over there in the dark with one contact lense so I'm pretty proud of myself, lol. I haven't had to deal with losing a contact lens since I was in middle school. And then I think I went almost a year before telling my parents about it because I thought they'd be mad at me or something. Anyway, lol. I got over there at like 3am? Something like that. Abby and Amber were in bed and Corey had gone home so I was a little sad about that. But you know what? ME and Pedro had a blast anyway. We watched part of Hannibal before the disc started fucking up, then we put in Red Dragon, then the Placebo DVD and then Family Guy. I brought over some cartoons but we didn't end up watching any of the DVDs I brought (Hamtaro, Finding Nemo, Foamy the Squirrel, Cats and Dead Hate the Living---my friend Dave totally directed it, it's awesome and you should all watch it right now!) so I left them there in the hopes that we'll get to watch some of them next time I go over.
Um...we mostly chatted, nothing incredibly exciting. I texted Sabley and accidentally woke her up ( >.< sowwy again ) so we talked for a minute before I let her go back to sleepies. Sleepies are great and I should get some in a little while, lol. I have to stay up a bit longer though so I can go to Subway and talk to the manager about getting a job there. Apparantly she's the manager for the restaurant part too so I think that gives me more hope. Maybe if I can't get on Subway I could be a waiter or something and get big tips from the truckers when they think I'm just a hot scary girl, lol. But yah...I'm getting off subject here, I wasn't going to talk about that until later.
I made a fun list of manly things I need to do in my lifetime. And look! Here it is:
- Get yelled at by Sabley for not putting the seat down.
- Fart in public and be unashamed.
- Get into a drunken barfight.
- Adjust myself in public (especially at sporting events).
- Own and drive a Harley and a big ass truck.
- Kick Nick's ass for being a controlling fucking poseur loser.
- Get caught (or at least almost) wanking.
- Go into one of the booths at a porn store.
- Use the urinal, especially in a gross truckstop bathroom.
- Do many countless stupid things while drunk.
- Hit on a girl in a bar, but then be all "Oh, I'm sorry...I'm gay...I just thought you were a really pretty and convincing drag queen."
- Pierce my penis...hey, I won't be able to feel it :P.
- Go hunting and actually kill something.
- Grow a goatee...or some other sort of facial hair style.
- Shave my head. (I don't know about this one, lol)
- Get way more tattoos.
- Make lots of straight guys question their sexuality.
- Go out in drag and get a guy into bed then whip out my unit. (althought...this one could potentially earn me a sound ass kicking :P...guess I'll just wait until after number twenty seven for this one)
- Get kicked out of a bar or other establishment.
- Wear a suit and tie for no reason.
- Pierce my nipples. (again, probably won't have any feeling after surgery so why not?)
- Have a mohawk or dreadlocks.
- Play Jackass style pranks on my male friends.
- Play top. (a lot :P)
- Play bottom. (well, better try it at least once before I die)
- Go shirtless in public.
- Get muscley.
- Get a chest wax...and maybe more. (granted I have hair on my chest, lol, but I've seen my father's hairyness so I'm worried)
- Show off buff hairless bod.
- Race some random person while driving down the street.
- Be a dick for no reason.
- Make Sabley breakfast in bed. (aww :P)
- Get reordained when I get my name changed legally.
- Trash a hotel room. (or several)
- Learn to belch the alphabet, etc. (profanities would be fun)
- BACHELOR PARTY!!!
- Go to a strip club. (and a lapdance?)
- Surprise the shit out of everyone at my class reunion.
If you have more ideas that you think should be on my list, please comment with them as they are greatly appreciated ^_^. I'd like to have somewhere around one hundred by the time I finish and start attempting to check them off.
We also made a fun little Queer editon of Instant Band Names. If you don't know what that is, you're so missing out on major hilariousness let me tell you. Actually, I just did so there, lol. All you do is make three columns and number them (one, two and three obviously), and then you number down each column however many choices you want. In the first column you put adjectives, the second can have either nouns or adjectives but the adjectives work best for the most part, and in the third column you put some nouns. Then when you're all done filling it out, you have someone pick three numbers (up to however many words you put in each column, in our case tonight it was 15, but the more the better). So if someone says twelve, five, and eight...then you'd take the twelfth word from the first column, the fifth word from the second and the eighth word from the third and there you go! Your new band name. This also works well for stage names, song titles, internet usernames, you name it, lol. Wow...did I really write a whole paragraph about this? *shakes head at self*
Hmm...what else? Oh! I put Pedro's hair into pigtails which was fucking adorable with his fabulously curly hair. We discussed briefly the idea of Pedro cutting and straightening his hair like Brian Molko's because it would be uber hawt, don't you agree? He's the only one I would let get away with having a Brian Molko haircut, lol. Ooo...I'm going to get Pedro a tattoo for Xmas. It's going to say Nancy Boy and have cute little stars all around it, and have pink in there somewhere. I'm going to try drawing something out for him when I finish this. When I go out to visit Subway, I think I'll stop by their house again and give Pedro that Manson banner I found, the tattoo drawing I make and some caramel apple suckers because we both agreed that they're amazing and they have them at the dollar store so why not?
I forget when, but Pedro and I decided we wanted milkshakes. We wanted to go to Miner's but they close at 2am which was way earlier than we were out :P. So we went to Jack in the Box instead. Then we came back to the house and dipped vanilla wafers in our yummy chocolate shakes. It was fun-kay...right Pedro? :P Oh hey, I totally drove while I was on e and with only one semi-good eye...and at night time! Aren't you proud of me?
Pedro, I know you're sad and confused and torn right now, but just follow what's in your heart and everyone will understand. Because you know we all love your fabulous little queer ass no matter what :P. Oh, and Adrian, you're a fucking idiot. You're not getting any pills from me or Pedro until you can learn to be responsible with your drugs. Taking ten trazadone at once is not fucking cool and you could have gone into a coma and fucking died you stupid ass. And you need to stay the hell away from Mary if you're going to be stupid like that. She's not using anymore and doesn't need to feel responsible if you do something fucking stupid...again. Not like he's actually going to read this or anything, but you know, it feels good to just get it all out :P.
Abby woke up while I was still there so we talked for a few minutes before she had to go to work. I may stay to chat with her more when I go down to the Jammer as long as she's not busy. I want to ask her how she feels about some stuff and I know Abby will be totally honest no matter what. That's what rules about you Abby :P you rawk my sawx0rz, lol. And speaking of honesty, lol, Sabley, Pedro thinks you could totally pull off vinyl and you need to stop thinking you're fat because you're not :P. But you know, we all feel that way.
Aww...I saw Pedro's tummy tonight and it made me very happy. He has a fucking adorable little belly button and some really sexy other features which I won't mention here because I don't think he'd want me to, lol. Pedro knows what I mean :P...I think. Well, he will when I tell him about it if he doesn't, because if he doesn't get it I'm sure he'll ask me.
We decided it was a little messy at like seven thirtyish this morning so we did a little tidying up. Pedro cleaned the living room and emptied out all the ashtrays while I did the dishes. It was fun, kind of like playing house, but you know, drugged and queer. I kind of like washing dishes actually, but only if the sink has one of those spray nozzle things, you know what I'm talking about, lol. They're awesome for just blasting off food from the dishes when you don't want to use your hands and a sponge, icky. Sponges have mad germs, lol.
Oh, I called mum at like six thirty to let her know where I was because I know she's see my car gone and freak out. She was kind of mad because today I didn't go to Subway because I ripped one of my contact lenses and couldn't see very well so I didn't think I should be driving. And then I go out driving at night, lol. Well, I switched the contact I do have to the other eye and I can see better, well enough to get around if I need to anyway. When I get done with this I think I'll go send off an order for a new pair. I think I'll get the grey ones again because Sabley likes grey eyes :P. Teehee...we're getting married.
Pedro says we should definately go with the red instead of purple because there will be plenty of queers there to represent the gayness that surrounds us, lol. I think we can incorporate both red and purple though somehow. I know they clash, but weddings are supposed to be tacky aren't they? And it's not even a bad clash really, I see purple and red together lots and it doesn't bother me a bit. I think maybe we'll go with more red and just have like, purple highlights certain places or something? I dunno, we'll talk more about it :P.
Another thing Pedro and I thought of was...wait for it...BACHELOR PARTY!!! It'll totally be a group thing, like bachelor/bachelorette party because I'm sure we both want hot boy strippers am I right? Heehee. It'll be so fucking awesome, I can't wait. We'll have to do it like the week before the wedding and not the night before like some people do because that's a really bad idea. I mean, who wants a fucking hangover on their wedding day? Seriously. But yes, boy strippers, a cake, maybe some opium and absinthe :P. It will be BRILLIANT I tell you. Lmao...you know...like that Guinness commercial...heh. Well, I get it and that's all that matters.
Hmm...I know there's more I wanted to post...
It's about nine thirty now and I'm watching Thin Red Line on Skinemax. Normally I can't watch war movies, especially about WWII because in a past life I was totally a Nazi and got killed in it. I think that's hot though. Yes I know they were bad bad people, but come on, Nazis knew how to fucking dress (and S&M Productions is totally going to produce a Hitler Youth porn, you know you'll watch it. But yah, I only turned it on because it has Jim Caviezel in it and he played Josh in Passion of the Christ. Yes, JOSH, Jesus is just a translation from the Greek word for savior so all you church bastards have gotten it wrong for fucking millenia! Mmmm...Jesus. I really need to get my Passion of the Christ DVD back from Laura, and Into the Woods too because I think Pedro will watch it with me. Hooray for musicals. We should make another day of just sitting there and watching all the musicals I own. He still totally needs to see the part in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat where Donnie Osmond's locked in a cage wearing nothing but a loincloth and has his hair all down and wavy. I hate Donnie Osmond but the scene's fucking hot. Just like I have David Hasselhoff but I still watch my Jekyll and Hyde DVD because the musical is brilliant.
Hey Sabley :P...I thought of how we could maybe bring in Brian Molko as a character. I really want you to play him for some reason even though he'd have more to do with my character than yours, but hey, I think you love him a lot more than I do :P. But anyway, I was thinking that maybe he could be one of Phoenix' old boytoys that comes to try getting back together with him or something but then he'll tell him no because he's with Ashley now, and then Brian will get all pissy and try to start shit between them. *snickers* I dunno, it was just an idea whilst on vitamin e and watching Placebo videos. Man, he's so fucking hot in Taste in Men. His hair is like, perfect...and his lips! Oy...don't get me started on that. When we're all famous, I'm going to call him up and tell him he has to come hang out, then convince him to make out (if not have sex with) Pedro so Sabley and I can watch.
Wow, this is getting long, lol. And do I feel like stopping? No, not really. My binder's kind of tighter than I wanted it so it's getting a bit uncomfortable. I'll keep it on though because I still have to get back out and go to the Jammer amd I don't want to have to redo it. Such a pain in the ass. And where the hell do all my binder clips disappear to?? I have like...one...and I've bought so many packages of bandages that I should at least have a couple more hanging around somewhere. Sure, a few of them have broken but they can't have all been ruined. Bah, I'll search around my bathroom later maybe.
Ummmmm...I don't want to stop typing, lol. I'm totally not high anymore, but the caffiene's definately still working it's magic. Hey, that reminds me, lol. I've figured out my 'theme' for my magic show: Satanic Magic. Yah, I know, that was a pretty obvious one, but come on, who else would have the balls to actually call it Satanic and have it actuall mean that it was involving Satan? Hmm...I should stop typing so I can get to work on Pedro's tattoo. I want to make it awesome for him because it's his first one and that's way special. Yes, it's going to be perfect because I draw tattoos good :P. Maybe that's what I'll get Sabley for Xmas too? Like, send her money so she can get that tribal thing I drew around the SABLE on her calf. I don't like girls, but Sabley is uber sexy with all her tattooedness. Heehee. I love you Sabley :P. My future wifey. I'll cook if you do the dishes eh? *snickers*
But yah, I'll end this now so I can get on that before I have to go to Subway and beg for a job. If that doesn't work out, I'll go apply at Burger Ranch. They totally know me there and I think they'd give me a job...one would hope. I've spent a lot of my money there anyway :P. So...toodles!
ps. I'm actually going to cross post this in my Livejournal because I remembered that most of my friends don't have Deadjournal. I do have a bunch of invite codes though, so you should all message me to get one, or send me your Deadjournal username so I can add you to my 'stalking' list. But yes! Byesie!
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I'm not sure why I'm posting, I should totally be in bed right now. It's almost twenty after eight as I'm writing this and I haven't been to bed yet.
So, how did my day go? Well, I got up, talked to Sabley for a sec before she went out with Mad and all that, took a shower and actually got dressed and put makeup on, go me. Then I ventured out of my house (which I hadn't left in over a week), picked up Mary and went to see Khalid at the Barrel House (formerly known as the Blue Banjo where Kurt Cobain scored the best hit of heroin he ever had apparantly, and oh, it's haunted by dead hookers and junkies, no joke, lol) so that I could give him his check from the Halloween Store. Rusty wanted some vicodin so I went home to grab some, but on the way there we stopped to see Pedro at Subway in the good ol' Gearjammer. T'was funness. He made us go into the store, which I amazingly enough have never been in despite living here for nearly all my life, to see the lady working in it because she's a totaly crackhead. Wow, it was so obvious, lol. I guess she's going to be selling Pedro some percocet and offered to have him come over and smoke ice with her. I think he turned that down though, which is good :P. No ice for you my lovely.
Ummmm...Pedro called Tara while Mary and I ran to give Rusty his pills and, happy day, she had some E to sell to us. I hate that I love that shit so much, it's so damned cliche for goths to take E I think...but bah, fuck stereotypes eh? So we got that and went back to Mary's house to wait for Pedro to get off at midnight. Mary's friend Jaymze ended up coming over with his friends Angel and Dustin. Angel's kind of an ass but I liked Dustin. I think he has the hotsies for Pedro though ~_^, 'straight' or not, lol. Pedro's prettier than most girls I've seen anyway. I think Pedro likes him too so I think we may hang out with them again.
You know what I hate? When people are all "oh em gee! you have to show me magic!" and then they're all "oh pffft I know how you did that". It just ruins the whole fucking thing, even if I pull it off perfectly. Bah, stupid people.
And as far as the whole gender pronouns, I don't give a shit if you fuck up every once in a while, but if you know how I prefer to be referred to then don't keep using the opposite just because you're 'uncomfortable' with it. It's not your place to be uncomforable with who I am, and if it bothers you that much you can just fuck off because I don't need you. All I ask is that the effort be made, or that at least people have good intentions. But yes, if you fuck up, just correct yourself and move on.
Ummm...we ended up watching the HIM dvd, Mindfreak, Cradle and Manson. Then Jaymze, Dustin and Angel left while I was in the bathroom and didn't even fucking say goodbye :P. Pfft on you! *snickers* Jaymze did send me a message on MySpace though so I forgive him at least, lol. Erm...after they left, I made Mary and Pedro watch a bit of Jesus Christ Superstar because I wanted them to see Pilate, Simon and Drop Dead Fred as King Herod. Fun stuff I tell you. Don't fuck with my love of musical theatre bitches. And oh yah, Mary let us try some of her liquid morphine, which tasted like ass, but if you stick it in some Sunny D you can't even tell, lol. And Corey (if you read this, lol), holy jeebus, she has a huge bottle of Trazadone (or was it Tramadol? Nah, I think I was right the first time). I snagged like 7 in case maybe you wanted to buy them? Let me know, but hopefully I'll get to talk to you and we can discuss it in person or something, lol.
Oh! Another thing that pissed me off about Angel. He's one of those "uber h-core punk" kids. When we were watching the Cradle dvd he said something like "You know, if he didn't keep doing that shit (Dani's screaming) this might be tolerable." Fuck you! Dani's the most diverse vocalist there is and I don't give a shit if you don't like the music, you can't fucking say shit about him. He has such brilliant musical abilities and talent that absolutely can not be duplicated. He writes the most amazing lyrics and does so much with his vocals that it's damned impressive no matter who you are. And until you can show me the same amount of talent and dedication as he does then you can just fuck the bloody hell off!
AND! He made some cracks about how he doesn't believe Criss Angel anymore! Wtf?? Criss Angel has been named the fucking magician of the year two years in a row and it's not for fucking nothing you moron! I love that man and think everything he does is genius. Not just the illusions and such, but his stage presence is fucking amazing. He is such a true performer no matter what he does, his band or his magic show. So nyah! One day I will be a member of the Magic Castle down there in Hollywood so I can hang out with him (and all my little minions can come too :P but remember that it's really formal dress at all times, lol).
Um...anyway, lol :P. So after JCS, Pedro and I left Mary's. I followed him to his house and then we went in my car (well, mum's) to the Gearjammer again. Why? Because he informed me that the chick that works graveyard quit last night with no notice so they'd probably be hiring. So we sat down and I filled out an application. I hope they call, not just because I need a fucking job desperately, but I think it would be awesome to work with Pedro, Abby and Angie. I feel like I never get to see any of them very often and working together will give us all a good reason to keep in touch, lol. It's graveyard, which I don't mind really. I'm a total nightowl anyway. The only thing I worry about with that is Sable and I having conflicting schedules. But I figured it out, kind of. My hours would be, theoretically 11pm-6am. If Sabley could work mornings a lot (usually 7:30am-2:30pm), then we could talk for a minute when I come home and before Sabley goes to work. Then I would sleep once she's headed off until she gets home around 3-4pm, wake up at her buzzing, lol, then we could chat/play until I had to go to work at 11. I dunno, I think that would be pretty shibby actually. We'd both get money and sleep and still have time to play. And that's not including having days off and such. I think Pedro said this chick works from Sunday-Thursday so I'd totally have Friday and Saturday off, score.
Let's see...what else was on my mind today? I told Mary I'd do some work on her site for her in my off time because Rosa, who was supposed to be working on it hasn't done anything yet and besides, my graphix skillz 0wn. Well, not really, but I can make shit look pretty cool when I try :P. I should also do a little work on my site that I've been paying for for almost a year now and havn't done shit with. I need to make templates for character pages and such and a basic outline of what I want the site to include and how I want it set up and all that.
Wow, I just realized that I only have three (almost four) packs of cloves left from the two cartons I recieved when Sabley and Mad were down. Holy christ, how the fuck did I smoke that many cigarettes in two fucking weeks? Well, I gave a couple packs away, one to Angie and one to Curt (who I should call and say hello to at some point, he was a pretty cool guy...maybe ask if he's thought about 'playing for the majors' yet, lmao). But still! That's only two packs that I can acocunt for that I haven't put into my body. Just...oy! I really need to cut down or something. I've had four since I got home just before 7am, so I see how I could be doing it. I dunno...I guess I just need to be constantly doing something with my hands at all times?
Oh yah! Mary and I went to Walmart because we had an hour to kill before Pedro got off. I bought some candy and Sunny D (California Style of course) and Mary bought some Ghardettos and a "Mr Owl, how many licks does it take?" tshirt. They had a really cool Motley Crue Theatre of Pain tshirt there that I so wanted but I was able to restrain myself and hold onto my $12, lol. Perhaps I'll ask for it for Xmas.
My car should be fixed sometime this week, hopefully after I get my final check from Display House. Then maybe I'll have the money to pay for it, lol. It's only $500 and I have roughly $400 in the bank so I think I'm okay.
I always feel really guilty when I go out and do anything because I just keep thinking about how much fun Sabley would be having if she were there too. Okay, make that five cigarettes, lol. It just sucks so much that she's so far away. Especially in winter because the pass is nearly always closed or too bad to attempt driving over. If I get this job though, I'm totally going to Greyhound it up there so I don't have to worry about pass conditions. Because, damn it, I miss my Sabley! :P. And Mad, Ryan and Dane too of course. That's another thing I need to save up for. I want to find a shibby ass frame for the godly mosaic Mad made me of Trent Reznor for my bday. Seriously, it's fucking amazing, anyone who sees it is just fucking floored. I shit you not Mad :P you are the most kickassenist artist in the whole wizorld, lol. And I don't speak in rap-ese for just anyone, lmao.
So here I am at the computer at now 9:10am and I really need to be in bed. Fuck, I'm going to sleep so damned good I can taste it. Yah, I'm going I'm going. Nighty night all...or good morning rather.
~Father Erek
ps. I totally have to get this job. I feel a little useless just sitting at home all fucking day doing jack shit. I hate not having money and not being able to just go do whatever the fuck I want at any time you know? And perhaps working at Subway will make my diet a little healthier? Doubt it :P. I've lost a bit of weight as it is though, but that's because I just don't eat. I think I had like one and a half Subway cookies last night before we left the Gearjammer finally. So if this Subway thing doesn't work out, I'm thinking about either dealing or hustling. *nods* Sounds like a plan.
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Okay, so, mother came home and informed me that I had a package. Eh? I didn't order anything so I went out to grab it. It was one of those plain padded mailing envelopes addressed to (excuse me?) Father Erek. Totally confused at this point, I opened it up and there was a book inside...titled God's Work. It was sent to me direct from the author no less. I did not order this book nor do I know who the fuck this Art Mokarow is. But...I do have his return address so I'm thinking why not spread the love? But what to send him in return? I need ideas...comment me with some good ones eh?
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Can you raed tihs? Olny sxey poelpe can. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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[03 Aug 2005|03:56am] |
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.
Erek- "Then very carefully he walked to the sink, rinsed the blood from the basin, dampened a cloth and mopped my neck."
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Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 5 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:
"Erek is a wanderer, a vagabond of worlds, a Bedouin of the planes."
"Erek is the leader of the Sisli Mosque Foundation of Istanbul."
"Erek is planning, after his next repatriation, to work on an ethnic collection of Mountain Belching previously unreleased and unrepeatable."
"Erek is able to reprogram himself and save the Animorphs via mass slaughter of the enemies."
"Erek is in Romania to participate in meetings of the Turco-Romanian transportation committee."
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[25 Jul 2005|09:49pm] |
1. Open up a blank Word document.
2. Type in Q33 NY in capitals (this is the flight number of the 1st plane to hit the WTC)
3. Highlight it.
4. Change the font size to 48.
5. Change the actual font to wingdings (1).
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| It's a nice day for an...unwedding... |
[24 Jul 2005|09:50pm] |
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Alrighty...so...today was eventful, lol. It was Abby and Micah's 'unwedding' and we all went down to the Ahtanum Youth Park for the 'ceremony' (aka. barbecue, lol). There was much funness, including the molestating of myself by Zach's boyfriend Albert. First he pulled me into his lap when I walked by and forced me to sit there, lol, then he decided to feel up my ass a bit. Later when Pedro and I were laying in the grass he came over and straddled me, lol...he would do it a few more times before he was satisfied :P, but yah, there was noticible grinding...heh :>. He gave me a wee kissy when he and Zach were leaving...anyway :P! We all sat and chatted for quite a while before Angie decided we were all going swimming so we got up, drove over to Abby's house then proceeded to the river. Pedro and I pretty much just sat on the shore reading Harry Potter while everyone got wet but it was alright nonetheless. We left eventually and went back to Abby's to get my car. Pedro and I then went to Subway because we were starving, then I dropped him off and came home...and here I am. I have pics for you...enjoy!
( Unwedding Pics )
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| Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE... |
[22 Jul 2005|11:08pm] |
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Well, Pedro managed to stop by and get some vicodin for like 2 seconds, but I haven't heard from him or Corey since. They were supposed to come over and watch all three Harry Potter movies because Corey hasn't seen them or read any of the books. Kind of annoyed because I was looking forward to it, but I'm beginning to get used to being left out to dry so to speak. A phone call would have been nice either way. Bah, whatever, I don't care. I'll just sit here on my ass by myself for the rest of my life like I always knew I would. Sable's out with Mad, there's nothing on tv, I don't feel like reading really, I think my mother pretty much just ignored me when I told her to watch 20/20 because it was about an FTM and his identical twin sister, I took a nap and rather feel like shit because of it...let's see, what else is shitty about today? I just don't know anymore. I don't want to deal with anything. *sigh* It's amazing how I can go from actually pretty happy to feeling like I've never been so alone in my life. Fuck it, I'm taking a bath...and a bunch of vicodin.
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| you know you live in 2005 when.... |
[17 Jul 2005|05:35pm] |
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1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
repost if you fell for it
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[14 Jul 2005|03:33am] |
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So...Abby's missing. We're all worried, obviously. Sable, Pedro and I were with Micah combing the streets until around 3am but no such luck. Everyone we know was called including places Abby frequents, the emergency rooms and the sherrif's office but nothing. Calls to her cellphone were unanswered so hopefully she'll come home or call or something...I'm just tired of worrying. Poor Micah is so upset, which is to be expected of course. I just feel really bad that he's worried sick (as we all are) and there's nothing any of us can do about it short of actually finding Abby. Bah...at least we had a few amusing moments in the car. ABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...call meeeeeeeeeee...or something. I just want to know that you're alive.
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| Gotta love that Bible |
[12 Jul 2005|04:07pm] |
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An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly beard he grew on vacation. His favorite restaurant is a casual place where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend golf shirts. But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he gave her the day her divorce decree was final. They're laughing over their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate of ribs but she won't be talked into anything more fattening than shrimp.
Quiz: How many biblical prohibitions are they violating?
Well, wives are supposed to be 'submissive' to their husbands (I Peter 3:1). And all women are forbidden to teach men (I Timothy 2:12), wear gold or pearls (I Timothy 2:9) or dress in clothing that 'pertains to a man' (Deuteronomy 22:5). Shellfish and pork are definitely out (Leviticus 11:7, 10) as are usury (Deuteronomy 23:19), shaving (Leviticus 19:27) and clothes of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19). And since the Bible rarely recognizes divorce, they're committing adultery, which carries the rather harsh penalty of death by stoning (Deuteronomy 22:22).
So why are they having such a good time? Probably because they wouldn't think of worrying about rules that seem absurd, anachronistic or - at best - unrealistic. Yet this same modern-day couple could easily be among the millions of
Americans who never hesitate to lean on the Bible to justify their own anti-gay attitudes.
~Deb Price~
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